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Are you management material? Do you have what it takes to be an effective manager in corporate America?
Take this quiz and find out. The brief quiz below includes four questions and indicates whether you are qualified to be a manager in your employer's company. The questions are not that difficult.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, insert the giraffe, and close the door.
(This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.)
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, insert the elephant, and close the door.
(This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.)
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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There was a dispute in between the newly married couple. After the' chikchik' they had to decided not to talk to each other. They just started writing down there requirement on the paper and put on the dining table. The other will see and do watever is there in that paper. One day the husband came in night and wrote on the paper, " i have to attend the meeting in office early in the morning by 7 am. So wake up me at 5 am and dont miss it " the next morning when he woke up he seen the watch and found its 9 am. He became very angry and wished to scold his wife. Thinking so, he came towards the dining table, what he found, u know? A paper on which it was written "its 5 am now. U have to attend the meeting at 7 am in ur office. So get up and be ready" hahahahha

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Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________
Social Security # ______________ Driver's licence #__________
Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________
Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____
Do you have one male and one female parent? ____________
If no, explain answer _________________________________
Number of years parents married ________________________
Do you own a van? _______ A truck with oversized tires? ______
Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _______
Do you have a tattoo? _________
(if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises)
In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ____________
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In 50 words or less, what does' DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!' mean to you? more...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."-- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."-- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway) "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"-- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner) "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."-- Moses Hadas "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."-- Abraham Lincoln "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."-- Groucho Marx "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."-- Mark Twain "He has no enemies, but is intensely more...

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.
1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? *
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Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.
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2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? *
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Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
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3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? *
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Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.
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4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? *
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Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.