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The forty-something business executive.. and avid golfer, was browsing the personal ads on the internet when he came across an interesting ad from an attractive lady living in the same town he did. The ad read as follows... Slim, attractive, buxom blonde, 5'6" 125 lbs. successful in business, happy in life, no children (or desire to have them), enjoys traveling, pampering her man and the finer things in life. Seeks similar qualities in a partner for long term relationship. GOLFERS NEED NOT APPLY.

An attractive young buyer for a department store was having coffee with her assistant and complaining about her fiance's extraordinary sexual appetites. "I barely have the strength to come to work in the morning," she murmured. "And now that he's on his vacation, things will probably get worse."
"How long is he off?" the assistant inquired.
"It varies," she replied. "But usually it's just long enough to smoke a cigarette."

A father was distressed with his thirteen-year old son's preoccupation with breasts. His son would repeatedly point to attractive girls and whisper, "Hey, Dad, look at the knockers on that one!"
The father finally took the boy to a psychiatrist, who assured him that just one day's intensive therapy could cure the boy. When the session was over, the father and his son walked several blocks back to the car. The boy was silent as they passed a number of attractive girls.
As they neared the car, the proud father was thinking to himself, pleased with the psychiatrist's work. Then, as they passed a guy unloading barrels of beer from a truck, the boy pulled at his father's sleeve and whispered, "Hey, Dad, look at the ass on the truck driver!"

A man was sitting next to a very attractive woman on an airplane. To
start conversation, he asked her what kind of men she was interested
in. Her first choice was American Indian men, since they're so rugged.
After that she said that Jewish men were pretty attractive too. Not
belonging to either of those categories, the man asked if there were
any other kinds of men she liked to date. She thought for a moment and
then said Southern men, because they're so gentlemanly. At this point,
she realized she didn't know the man's name.
"Well, my name's Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

Two young and rather attractive nuns were being assigned to a church in a rather seedy neighborhood. The Mother Superior, who was rather concerned for their wellbeing, asked them what they would do is someone apprpoached them and tried to rape them.
"
Well,"
the first one said, "
I have a whistle that makes the loudest noise you've ever heard."
The Mother Superior shook her head.
"
Well,"
the second said, "
I have a can of mace for such an occasion."
Again, the Mother Superior shook her head.
"
Well,"
the first one asked, "
what would you do?"
"
I would tell him to go on and pull his pants down,"
"
What?"
"
You wouldn't?"
"
I would then go ahead and pull up my skirt."
By this time both of the young nuns were almost in tears. "
But why?"
"
Why would you do such a more...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he more...

I've got an idea," said the attractive wife to her husband. "Let's go out tonight and have some real fun."
"Suits me," he answered. "If you get home first, leave the light on in the hallway."