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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."

The New York Mets have decided to remove Doc Gooden's autograph from the wall of a member's only section at Citi Field and put it in a more public area. Based on Gooden's personal history, they might want to put in on top of a bathroom mirror.

'Can I have your autograph, mister?' asked the small boy, outside the pavilion.

The famous cricketer tried to brush him off' I'm not a cricketer,' he said.

'I know that,' said the boy,' but I'd like it just the same!

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert.
"There`s not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"
Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."

Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert." There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."