Babbled Jokes

A mother took her daughter to the doctor for an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen tummy.
It took no time at all for the doctor so say, "Of course your daughter's tummy is swollen, she's pregnant!"
The mother became furious and blatantly insisted that was not possible. She babbled on and on about what a 'good' girl her daughter was, how she doesn't do 'those things', etc. etc.
All the while she babbled, the doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon, which only caused the mother to become more infuriated.
"Stop staring out the window!" she bellowed. "Why are you not paying attention to me?"
"I am paying attention to you, ma'am." the doctor calmly replied. "It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out how your daughter got pregnant!"