Backseat Jokes

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over."Do you want to go in the backseat?""No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again."Do you want to go in the backseat?" "No." A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask agin."Do you want to go in the backseat?""No." "Why not?""Because I want to stay up here with you."

Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.

Glenn Davis broke his thumb after wrestling with a childhood friend in the backseat of his car. We're amazed that Glenn Davis can fit in the backseat of a car.

One day, an actress from Hollywood was driving her Eldorado Cadillac through the backroads of Georgia when she spotted two young guys out in a field plowing. Being very horney, she immediately pulled her car over onto a dirt road and motioned for the two guys to come to her.
Once they arrived at her car, she asked them, "How are you boys doing today?"
"Fine, ma'am," they replied, "Just fine, thanks. Can we help you with something?"
She then informed them that she was indeed feeling very amourous and asked if they thought they could help her out.
"Oh yes, ma'am!" they both exclaimed, looking excited at this proposition.
"Good," she then said. "One of you go ahead and get in the backseat of my car and we'll get started."
So, the first guy got into the backseat of her Cadillac and proceeded to begin when all of a sudden she stopped and said, "Here, put this on."
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