Balboa Jokes / Recent Jokes

A sixty-year-old Sylvester Stallone stars in "Rocky Balboa", the sixth movie in the series. In this atmosphere of sequels to long-resting franchises, moviegoers can also look forward to "Die Hard IV: Dying of Prostate Cancer," and "Ghostbusters 3," in which the aging Ghostbusters return to Manhattan, only to discover that gentrification has pushed all the supernatural phenomena to Astoria.

The sixth Rocky movie opens tomorrow with a 60-year-old Rocky Balboa taking on the heavyweight champ for the purse – which doubtless contains several Mylanta, some Poligrip, and a Depends.