Rocky Jokes

A sixty-year-old Sylvester Stallone stars in "Rocky Balboa", the sixth movie in the series. In this atmosphere of sequels to long-resting franchises, moviegoers can also look forward to "Die Hard IV: Dying of Prostate Cancer," and "Ghostbusters 3," in which the aging Ghostbusters return to Manhattan, only to discover that gentrification has pushed all the supernatural phenomena to Astoria.

Heard from Jay Leno on The Tonight Show:
They're filming Rocky V now. This one's being billed as "Rocky's Greatest
Challenge," so I guess there's an IQ test involved.

It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with hismeager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of hiscell, Rocky heard a voice call out "44" and the whole cell block eruptedinto laughter! Another voice called "16" and again there was laughter. Athird voice called "62" which was followed by laughter throughout the block. Rocky didnt know what was going on so he rapped on his cell wall."Yeah, whaddaya want?" came the gruff reply from next door."Whats going on, here?" asked Rocky."Well," said the other inmate, "down in the prison library theres only onejoke book. Weve all read the book so many times that we dont waste timetelling the joke, we just call out its number."So the next day Rocky went down to the library and, sure enough, found r theyellowed, dog-eared joke book and read it from cover to cover. more...

Little Johnny was out on Halloween, trick-or-treating; dressed as "Rocky", complete with boxing gloves and satin shorts. He walked up to Mr. and Mrs. Foggybottom's door and rang the bell. Mrs. Foggybottom answered the door and Johnny said, "Trick or Treat!" Mrs. Foggybottom gave Johnny some candy and closed the door. Soon afterwards the bell rang again. It Little Johnny once more. "Aren't you the same' Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" asked Mrs. Foggybottom. "Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight, too."

A man is sitting on a plane which is about to take off when another man, accompanied by a dog, board it and occupy the seats alongside him.
Noticing the first man looking quizzically at the dog, the dog handler tells him they work for the airline and says, "Don't mind Rocky, he's a sniffer dog. The best there is. Once we get airborne, I'll set him to work and show you what I mean."
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says, "Ok, watch this. Rocky, Search!"
The dog immediately jumps down from his seat, walks up the aisle and sits down beside a woman for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.
"Good boy," the handler says. He then turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this, and her seat number, for the police who will apprehend her upon arrival."
"Wow, that's unbelievable," exclaims the first more...