"Sinful Thoughts on Earth" joke
Eddie, Columbia, Frank and Rocky arrive at Heavens gates and are met by St Peter. "My children" said Peter "You have all lived very sinful lives but as your deaths were so untimely you can return to earth. But remember, if you indulge in any sins of the flesh you will go to Hell."
Everyone agreed and in a flash they were back on earth.
Unfortunately, the second they came to life, Eddie and Columbia fell into each other arms in a passionate embrace. The ground under them open up and swallowed them up.
Rocky and Frank carried on down the road a few miles when Rocky saw a $20 bill on the ground bends over to pick it up.
The ground open and Frank disappears.
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