Sinful Jokes

Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful. "
"Yes son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, more...

Eddie, Columbia, Frank and Rocky arrive at Heavens gates and are met by St Peter. "My children" said Peter "You have all lived very sinful lives but as your deaths were so untimely you can return to earth. But remember, if you indulge in any sins of the flesh you will go to Hell."

Everyone agreed and in a flash they were back on earth.

Unfortunately, the second they came to life, Eddie and Columbia fell into each other arms in a passionate embrace. The ground under them open up and swallowed them up.

Rocky and Frank carried on down the road a few miles when Rocky saw a $20 bill on the ground bends over to pick it up.

The ground open and Frank disappears.