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Bananas are better than MEN because...
~You don t mind swallowing a banana.
~Bananas are always stiff.
~Bananas don t kno how to fart.
~A bananas only purpose is to satisfy you.
~No one cares if you have 2 bananas in bed with you at the same time.
~Another woman will NEVER try to steal YOUR banana
~Bananas can last the whole night through.
~Even the smallest bananas are AT LEAST 8 in.long.

Whats yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

There was a man who owned a very large gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. There came a time when he had to go on a business trip and had no choice but to leave his gorilla in the care of his next-door neighbor. He explained to his neighbor that all he had to do was feed his gorilla three bananas a day at three, six and nine o'clock. But, he was never, ever, under any circumstance, to touch its fur.
So, the next day the man came and gave the gorilla a banana. He looked at it for awhile and couldn't understand why he couldn't touch its fur, since there didn't seem to be anything wrong with it. Every day he came in and looked for a little while longer as he still couldn't understand until, about a week later, he'd worked himself into a frenzy and decided that he was going to touch the gorilla. He passed it the banana and very gently brushed the back of his hand against its fur.
Suddenly, the gorilla went ape wild and started to jump around. Then, it turned more...

First witch: Heres a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just dont know when to stop.

Knock KnockWhos there! Banana! Banana who? Banana split so ice creamed!

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.