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how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the car?
you put it in the front
how do you stop a dog barking in the front of the car?
you put it in the back
by declan

Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone.

"Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.

Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.

The next morning at precisely 4:44 A.M., Bernard called his neighbor back."Good morning, Mr. Williams. Just called to say that I don't have a dog."

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