Belfast Jokes

An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?"

The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?"

The Australian replied, "I'm driving!" The Irishman said, "Aye,
that'd be the quickest way!"

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, irish father, for I have sinned," he said. "I`ve blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the irish priest. "For penance, do the stations!"

The curfew in Belfast started at 10 pm and at 9.30 pm the British soldiers were leaving their barracks to enforce it.
A sergeant in charge of one of the patrols heard a shot ring out at 9.35 pm.
He soon discovered that Private Connolly had shot a man.
'It's only 9.35 pm,' roared the sergeant. 'Why did you shoot him?'
'I know that man,' said Private Connolly, 'I know where he lives. He would never have got home by 10 o'clock.'

Man runs out of a West Belfast pub with his arms on fire Police catch him and charge him with having an armalite.

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, finish off the stations!"