Quickest Jokes

An Australian was in Ireland. On his way to Belfast, he stopped
at a bar and asked one of the locals, "What's the quickest way
to Belfast?"

The Irishmen asked, "Are you walking or driving?"

The Australian replied, "I'm driving!" The Irishman said, "Aye,
that'd be the quickest way!"

Wat is the quickest way to mans heart? Chuck Noris’s fist.

One of the quickest ways for a young man to fail in life is to work so hard the boss will think he's after his job.

What is the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.