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The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer. A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it." But you've got no arms... you can't do this job!" says the church leader. The new applicant shouts back - "Sure I can... I'll do it with my mouth!" So the church hires him and he starts his bell-ringing duties the next day. He begins ringing the bell using only his mouth, but the bell is so heavy, it tosses him out the window to the ground and splatters him dead. He's lying dead on the ground and a big crowd gathers around him." Who is that guy?" one person says." I don't know says another, but his face sure rings a bell..."

The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it."But you've got no arms... you can't do this job!" says the church leader.The new applicant shouts back - "Sure I can... I'll do it with my mouth!" So the church hires him and he starts his bell-ringing duties the next day.He begins ringing the bell using only his mouth, but the bell is so heavy, it tosses him out the window to the ground and splatters him dead.He's lying dead on the ground and a big crowd gathers around him."Who is that guy?" one person says."I don't know says another, but his face sure rings a bell..."

A Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she yelled "Who is it?"
And the person ringing the door bell yelled, "I'm the blind man."
So the Nun got out of the shower and wrapped her hair in a towel, she didn't bother putting a towel around herself because the person behind the door was blind.
She opened the door and said, "What do you want?", and the man said, "I'm here to check your blinds."

A man lost his brand new bicycle and lodged a complaint at the police station.' Please give particulars of the bicycle,' ordered the inspector.
'Hero, brand new, black frame, black saddle, black carrier, silver bell.'
That description would fit every new bicycle,' interrupted the official.' Tell me something special about your machine.'
After thinking over the problem for a moment, the man replied.' Thanedar sahib, every time a lady's cycle is parked alongside it, its bell begins to ring.'

These three strings go into a bar and order a martini. One string
notices a horse with a sign that says, "Make me laugh, make me cry, win
$1000" on it. Meanwhile, a bell starts ringing in the clock tower overhead,
and suddenly there is a loud thud as a body falls to the street in
front of the bar. "I'm a Frayed Knot!" screams one enraged string at
the bartender, and then disappears. Kant leaves via the back door. The
other string stands in front of the horse and pulls down his pants. It
isn't clear at this point why the horse is wearing pants.
The Inspector walks in the front door and says to no one in particular,
"I can't remember his name, but his face rings a bell." Several dozen
customers instinctively stab their F keys. The remaining string gulps
down the rest of his martini and says, "And at these prices, you're not
likely to see many more!"
At the table in the back, the Doctor looks more...

Quasimodo advertises for a man to ring the bells. The next morning, a fellow comes in with no arms. "Are you kidding?" say Quasimodo. "I'm serious," the man says. "Please, just give me a chance." "Fine," says Quasimodo. "Ring the bells." After all, who is Quasimodo to discriminate against the handicapped? The man runs up the stairs, takes a flying leap, rings one of the bells with his head-boing!-and collapses in a heap. Then he picks himself up, runs up the stairs again, and rings a different bell-boing! On the third try, however, he misses the bell completely, flies out the window, and falls on the ground, dead. Immediately, a crowd gathers around the body. When Quasimodo comes out, they say to him, "Who was this man?" "I never knew his name," he replies, "but his face rang a bell." The following day another man applies for the job, and he, too, has no arms. "I had a guy come in yesterday, looked more...

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?Must have been a duck familyA duck family?Didn't you say there was a quack in it!