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One day john, peter, and jason went to the class room to take their money on their desk.
the first person, john went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.
the second person, peter went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.
the third person, jason went in and suddenly a noise said this money is mine and it belong to the table.then jason said this its mine and it belong to my pocket.

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.