Bernie Madoff Jokes

Even worse, it will seem like 300 due to compounding.

A woman said she was financially raped by Bernie Madoff.I don't think Bernie will be all that safe in prison.Talk about people being in arrears.

Contending that Bernard Madoff sent at least a million dollars worth of jewelry as gifts to family members and friends last month, federal prosecutors asked a judge on Monday to revoke his bail and send him to jail. Family and friends were delighted with the gifts until they discovered they had received cubic zirconia and fool's gold.

Disgraced Wall Street investment banker Bernie Madoff has inked a deal with director Steven Spielberg for an upcoming tell-all movie exposing all the people Madoff has ripped off.
The film's tentative title...."Swindler's List"

When Bernie Madoff learned of the government's confiscation of his two boats in Miami, he said he was sad because he was hoping to go boating just as soon as he gets out in 150 years.