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This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!"
The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!"
The third came in and said, "I- i - I wa - wa- wa-want t-t-t-t-to s-s-s-s-ell to sell, to sell, to sell, Bi - bi - bi - Bibles, sell Bi -Bibles f-f-f-fo-for y-y-y-y you Bibles for you!"
"No," shouted the man, "this will never work! You can't sell Bibles for me!" The applicant replied, "B-b-b-b-but I r-r-r-eall, but I really, really, n-n-n-n-need th-th-th-this, really need tthis job!"
As there were no other applicants, he man said, "OK, I'll give you one shot at this, but I expect you to more...
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!"
The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!"
The third came in and said, "I- i - I wa - wa- wa-want t-t-t-t-to s-s-s-s-ell to sell, to sell, to sell, Bi - bi - bi - Bibles, sell Bi -Bibles f-f-f-fo-for y-y-y-y you Bibles for you!"
"No," shouted the man, "this will never work! You can't sell Bibles for me!" The applicant replied, "B-b-b-b-but I r-r-r-eall, but I really, really, n-n-n-n-need th-th-th-this, really need tthis job!"
As there were no other applicants, he man said, "OK, I'll give you one shot at this, but I expect you to more...
This door-to-door entrepreneur became rather bored with his job of selling Bibles, so he decided to become a boss, hiring three people to sell Bibles for him. He interviewed three people. The first came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired. Here's your kit; go sell!" The second came in and said, "I want to sell Bibles for you." "OK, you're hired! Here's your kit; go sell!" The third came in and said, "I- i - I wa - wa- wa-want t-t-t-t-to s-s-s-s-ell to sell, to sell, to sell, Bi - bi - bi - Bibles, sell Bi -Bibles f-f-f-fo-for y-y-y-y you Bibles for you!""No, I am terribly sorry" says the man, "this will never work! You can't sell Bibles for me!" The applicant replied, "B-b-b-b-but I r-r-r-eall, but I really, really, n-n-n-n-need th-th-th-this, really need tthis job!" As there were no other applicants and he felt sorry for him, the man said, "OK, I'll give you one shot at more...
Wanting to sell Bibles, a man went to the nearest bookstore and said to the owner, "I'd like to have ten Bibles, please."
The owner handed the man the Bibles and the following day, the man returned to the store and asked for twenty more.
"Twenty Bibles!" exclaimed the owner. "I just gave you ten yesterday. What did you do with them?"
"I sold them," the man announced proudly. So, the owner gave him an additional twenty Bibles.
A couple of days later, the man returned to the store and asked for thirty Bibles.
"Thirty Bibles!" gasped the owner. "How are you managing to sell so many Bibles?"
The man explained that he had a stuttering problem. "I go door to door and ask, 'Hi. Do you w-w-want to b-b-b-buy a B-B-B-Bible? If you don't w-w-want to b-b-b-buy a B-B-B-Bible, I can always r-r-r-read it to you!"
There were 3 men helping out at a church. There names were Bob, Bill, and Steve, Bob and Bill were salesmen, and Steve was a man who stuttered. the preacher asks them to go out and sale bibles and bring back the money. Bob comes back with 350 dollars the preachers says good job son..you sold 35 bibles that shows the true salesman in you. Bill comes back with 400 dollars, the preacher says good job son you sold 40 bibles that shows the true salesman in you. Steve, who is not a salesman(and remember he stutters) comes back with 950 dollars. The prreacher says now son how could you have sold 95 bibles with no experience and steve says i-iii-ii j-uu-ss-tt s-aa-i-d w-ooo-uu-l-dd y-oo-u l-i-k-ee t-o b-uu-y a b-i-b-l-e or w-o-u-l-dd y-oo-uu j-u-s-tt l-i-k-eee m-ee t-ooo r-ee-aa-dd i-t t-ooo y-o-uu?