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A little kid goes to a nude beach with his parents. He sees a naked girl and says "Mommy, mommy! That lady has bigger tits than you do!"

So his mom says "The bigger your tits are the dumber you are."

Then the little boy sees a naked guy and says "Mommy, mommy! That man has a bigger dick than daddy!"

So the mom says, "The bigger your dick is the dumber you are."

Then the little boy sees something else. He says, "Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw, and he keeps getting dumber and dumber!"

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the
water. The son comes running up to his mom and says..."Mommy, I saw ladies with
boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says..."Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than daddy's!" The mom
says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and
says..."Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.
With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in
the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Dear Bob or Mr. Enzyte (However you like to be addressed:)
First off, you don't have to explain to me why there are no brothers in any of the commercials. I am pretty sure we know why. But something for you to think about, what if brothers started taking Enzyte? Well, I am sure that your commercials would increase, and possible make a medical statement like, "May cause death if taken by brothers. "

Ok, I must congratulate you for your research. I mean, you guys must be geniuses, because the way I see it there are at least twenty other ways your miracle pill could go wrong. How does it work? How does your miracle pill know that it's not making a big toe bigger? I've seen men with one shoe bigger than the other. Were these men some of your firs test subjects? Did O.J. take the pill before it was finished and his fingers grew, therefore, making the gloves not fit? Help a brother figure this out! And how come the balls don't grow, or do they? Wait, I've seen those more...

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays inthe water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I sawladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goesback to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goesback to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw andthe more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

This appeared in the Langalist courtesy of Canadian "Gerry V"
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