Bill Clinton Jokes / Recent Jokes

For all women under 50, Bill Clinton is offering free breast exams.

Bill Clinton is an early favorite in the braod jump.

Experts say it is not uncommon for Alzheimer's patients, who live in the moment, to embark on new romantic relationships--which is not considered truly cheating on one's marriage.

Upon hearing this news, Bill Clinton held a press conference announcing that he's been suffering from Alzheimer's for the past 30 years.

No Great LossBill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.""No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy.""I`m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer."What?" asks Clinton, "Isn`t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a more...

Last week, three Democrats anounced their intention to become president: a black man with an Arab name, an Hispanic man with a white name and a white woman with her husband's name.

What are the differences between Bill Clinton and Anwar Ibrahim? Bill Clinton is a President of USA!
Anwar Ibrahim is a resident of ISA! Bill Clinton's favorite tune is sax and symphony!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite tune is sex and sodomy! Bill Clinton's favorite phrase: Kneel over!
Anwar Ibrahim's favorite phrase: Bend over! Bill Clinton plays saxophone!
Anwar Ibrahim plays sex-at-home! Bill Clinton was shamed by ML (Monica Lewinsky)
Anwar Ibrahim was shamed by MM (Mahathir Mohamed) Anwar Ibrahim's outcome: Demo riots
Bill Clinton's outcome: Demo tapes Bill Clinton got a blow job!
Anwar Ibrahim got a screw job! Anwar Ibrahim was upset by press report!
Bill Clinton was upset by Starr report

Air Force One comes in for a landing at the airport. A ramp is wheeled up and President Clinton appears carrying a pig under each arm.As he comes down the ramp, the Marine at the bottom snaps to a salute.Clinton says, "You'll have to excuse me. I can't return your salute. My hands are full.""Yes Sir. I see the pigs Sir!" responds the Marine."Now hold on," says Clinton. "These aren't just pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks.""Yes Sir! Razorbacks Sir!" says the Marine."I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary," Clinton explains.The Marine answers, "Yes Sir! An excellent trade if I may say so myself Sir!"