Bill Gates Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill Gates died and was soon standing in front of God. God looked through Bill's book and couldn't decide if he wanted to send Bill to Hell or Heaven, so he gave Bill a choice. Looking through Heaven's window Bill Gates saw a sunny beach. In Hell's window Bill saw not only a beach, but beautiful women too, so of course he chooses Hell. Two weeks later God goes to check on Bill Gates and finds him running from devils having a horrible time.
"How's it going, Bill?" God asked.
"Horrible! What happened to the beach and the women?" Bill cried.
"Oh," God laughed. "That was the screensaver."

The Gates Foundation is giving $287 million to find a vaccine for AIDS. "I hope," said Bill Gates, "that in my lifetime, I will be able to enjoy unprotected sex with a man."

Bill Gates recently let a swarm of mosquitos into a crowd to show the world how deadly the malaria virus is. When told he was cruel and unusual he said, “Well Im used to it. I deal with blood suckers everyday.”

A recent survey of more than 1,100 technology professionals revealed that nearly 84% say that they will not be upgrading to the new Microsoft Windows 7 when it is released. Many are questioning the accuracy of the survey, however, stating that many surveys weren't completed as the result of an attractive woman entering the room and all of the participants fleeing in terror.

A spokesperson for Microsoft said there is no interest at all in buying Yahoo. Microsoft Word now recognizes the term "buying Yahoo" as a synonym for "fixing Vista".