Bionic Jokes / Recent Jokes
>> Freddie Bloor
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>> Now this is the tale of young Freddie Bloor,
>> whose sexual equipment got jammed in the door.
>> By the time they freed him he didn't feel well
>> for his private parts were mangled to hell.
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>> They rushed him to hospital, the ambulance flew
>> but when they arrived there was nowt they could do.
>> What a sad blow for Fred, condemned without choice,
>> to a life with no sex and a high squeaky voice.
>>
>> But lucky for Fred, so he wouldn't feel a fool
>> some bright spark suggested a bionic tool.
>> A bright new electric one made out of brass,
>> though the batteries would have to be kept up his arse.
>>
>> So newly equipped and after a rest,
>> Fred thought he would put his new tool to the test.
>> So finding a woman, the nearest one handy,
>> he piled her with drink and made her feel randy.
>>
>> The girl without waiting, put more...
Did the bionic monster have a brother? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
Scientist's define "Hope" as awkward bumbling inadequate limb performance that embarrasses able bodied people at dinner parties and such social occasions
Side effects of using a Bionic Limb to bend a usually unbendable object for example, will result in it being done so in slow motion to the sound of “Dicka - Dicka – Dicka – Dicka.......”