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While visiting England recently, George W. Bush was invited to have tea with the Queen.
Given his recent political problems, he decides to take advantage of her years of leadership experience and asks her for her advice. She responds that she surrounds herself with the most intelligent people she can find and lets them do their jobs.
Intrigued with this novel theory, Bush asks her how she is able to tell if the people are intelligent.
"I do so by asking them a test question" responds the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
The Queen then dials 10 Downing Street and asks to speak to Tony Blair. "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer a hypothetical question for me."
"I'll do my best, Your Majesty" responds Blair.
"Your mother has a child and your father has a child" says the Queen. "The child is not your brother or your sister. Who is the child?"
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While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Zasks how she knows if they`re intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It`s me, ma`am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes ma`am. Thanks a lot. I`ll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he`d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse more...
Q. What is the difference between Tony Blair and Jeffrey Archer?
A. One is a lying cheating twisting two-faced untrusworthy money-grubbing millionaire Tory scumbag, and the other is Jeffrey Archer!
Chandrika, bush, blair all died and went to hell. They were true leaders and liked their country very much. They wanted to know what is happening in their country after they died. They went to a telephone booth and made a call.
Bush got the first turn because of his sandia style, he talked for about 30 minutes. Booth person charged him $5000. Next was his partner Blair, he was talking for about 20 minutes and charged $300.
Lastly our madam got the chance. She was talking and talking and talking (most of the time about the peace process, it was still going on) about 3 hours. She opened the wallet to make the payment, the booth person said sorry madam we do not charge for local calls.
...actress Linda Blair, a long time sufferer of PMS, is producing a documentary about the affliction....show will be called the "Blair Bitch Project."
Bush and Blair are directly responsible for global warming ~they both spout huge volumes of hot air.