Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A: When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

A black haired, brunette and blond are in a lift. The black haired sees something white on the wall and licks it and goes: ''hmmmmmmm, that's sperm''.
The brunette licks it and goes: ''hmmmmmmmmm its not bad''.
The blond licks it and goes: ''hmmmm, the guy is not from town''

A blonde was filling out an application form. She quickly filled in the columns for Name; Age; Address et c.
When she came to the column Salary Expected, she put "Yes."
At an air show, the blonde turned to her partner and said, "I wouldn't like to be up there in one of those!"
Her partner replied, "I wouldn't like to be up there without one."
A blond farmer had a donkey had refused to go under a bridge, and when she measured the donkey and the bridge, found that the donkey was 6 inches too tall to go under.
She got a hammer and chisel, and was cutting two grooves for the donkey's ears when a passer-by suggested she dig a groove in the ground for the donkey's feet.
"Don't be so daft," she said, "it's his ears that's too long, not his legs."

A blond guy married a brunette. She got pregnant and they were so happy.After 9 months they were in the birthing room. She had the baby but then came another baby so the Blond dad say "who is the father of the other baby"

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer.

A blond had a crazy idea one day to skip school, so she decided to try her luck. The day went by fine and she had a good day at the mall. A few days later, she gets a note saying she has to go to the office to talk about the day she was gone. She was very paranoid and afraid of what might happen. When she got to the office the counselor asked her to sit down, and said, "You never picked up your pictures that we gave out on the day you were absent." The blond replies, "Oh, is that all you called me down for? I thought you had found out I skipped school that day!"

Why is it good to have a blond in your car?
ANSWER: You can park on places for disabled