Blond Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a blond, and a brunette walking through the woods, and they come across some tracks. The blond said "they are deer tracks", but the brunette said "they are bear tracks." The blond said "NO I went hunting with my dad, and I can tell you for sure that they are deer tracks." The brunette said "NO, NO, NO I went hunting with my brother, and I can tell you for sure that those are bear tracks." They kept on fighting, and a few minutes later a train came buy, and hit them. They were train tracks!!

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting. I suggested that since Microsoft is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and become a southern blond Microsoft lawyer -- and be the butt of any joke on the internet.

Q: Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F"? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T" (letters only)."She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile andsaid as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled "S-H-I-T."The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,"T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

Q: What happened to the blond that was raking the leaves? A: She fell out the tree.

There's this blond and this brunette. And they're in an elevator. And this hot guy walks into the elevator, and the women are like "Woo-hoo, that guy is fine" and "Mmm...he's got a nice butt", and stuff like that.
Then they notice that he has dandruff.
When he gets off of the elevator, the women burst out laughing.
The brunette, giggles and says: "Oh, man, someone should give him head and shoulders."
And the blond, confused, says: "Really? Well, how do you give someone shoulders?"