Blurted Jokes

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out of the situation, "You see son, bitch and bastard are what adults call each other sometimes and dick and cunt is a nickname we gave our coats." The boyshrugged his shoulders and went off to play. Later that day the boy was watching his dad shave. Suddenly his dad blurted out, "Shit" when he cuthimself. The boy asked, "dad what does that mean?" and his dad cleverly replied, "That's the brand of shaving cream I'm using." So the boy wandered into the kitchen where his mom was preparing a turkey for company that evening. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and blurted out "Fuck". Again the boy asked the meaning and the frustrated more...

one day in sunday school sally sat in fronte of jimmy and jimmy kept poking her with a pencil.when the teacher asked what do we say in church? jimmy poked sally and she blurted out HALLELUIAH.the teacher said correct.than the teacher asked what is jesuses real name jimmy poked sally in the back and she blurted out JESUS CRIST.the teacher replied yes than the teacher asked what did adam say to eve after thay had there 30th child jimmy poked sally and she yelled IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IM GOONA BREACK IT IN HALF the teacher says yes .and that was sally and jimmy in sunday school!.