Boarder Jokes

There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he needed the checkup. The man was getting married next month to a girl 60 years his junior. The doctor tried to talk him out of the marriage, and it didn't work.However, the doctor suggested, "If you want your marriage to last, I say you at least take in a boarder."The old man agreed.The old man didn't see the doctor until they met at a fund-raiser a year later.The old man says, "Doc, congratulate me, my wife is pregnant." "That's good news," said the doctor. "I knew the boarder would help.""Oh," said the old man with a wicked grin, "and the boarder's pregnant as well."

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine his wife is pregnant.The Doctor remarks: "so you took my advise and took in a boarder?""Yes I did, is the reply, and she's pregnant also... "

An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions." Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder." A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is going. He says fine his wife is pregnant. The Doctor remarks: "so you took my advise and took in a boarder?" "Yes I did, is the reply, and she's pregnant also....."

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.
"Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?"
The old man says, "OK, doc. I'll think about it."
Six months later, the doctor sees the old man on the street. He asks him how his new marriage is working out.
"Great doc! In fact, my wife is pregnant."
The doctor nods knowlingly and says, "So you took my advice and took in a boarder?"
The old man winked and said, "Yep. And she's pregnant too!"

A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl."Really?" said the doctor. "You're healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?"The old man says, "OK, doc. I'll think about it." Six months later, the doctor sees the old man on the street. He asks him how his new marriage is working out."Great doc! In fact, my wife is pregnant."The doctor nods knowlingly and says, "So you took my advice and took in a boarder?"The old man winked and said, "Yep. And she's pregnant too!"