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There are three men in an airplane. They have two bannanas and a bomb. They drop the first bannana in Kansas, and then went down to see where it landed. When they went down they saw a guy crying. They asked,"Why are you crying?" He said," A bannana landed on my head!"
They went back into the air and dropped another bannana in Florida. The same thing happened there.
They finnaly dropped the bomb in Nebraska. The bomb landed and they went down to see what it hit. When they went down they saw a guy laughing. They asked him,"Why are you laughing?" He said,"I farted and my house blew up!"
An accountant is someone who knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. (Mark Twain)
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
An actuary is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a more...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down. The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down. And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite." Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"
On 29th June 1994, the Sheffield Star newspaper (UK) carried a report of a full-scale bomb alert in the city.
A housewife had called the police after a parcel delivered to her home had started to buzz. The army bomb disposal team were called from a nearby base, and an expert, protected by blast-proof clothing, prepared to disarm the device.
When the package was opened, a mail-order vibrator, whose batteries had activated of their own accord, was revealed in all its glory.
According to the Star, "the embarrassed woman has not been named by the police"
Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?