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A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small.' 'Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband,' 'Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says,' 'I know how to make them larger!''
' 'How!?!?!?'' she asks.
' 'Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
' 'Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
' 'They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
' 'How did you know that?'' she wonders.
' 'I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?'''
There is this couple, and the wife is very self conscious. She is always asking her husband if she is still pretty, if she is too fat, and if her boobs are okay. Well, one day she is standing in front of the mirror naked and asks her husband, 'Honey, are my boobs too small? 'No, honey, they are fine.' He replies. 'Are you sure?'' Yes, but if you want to make them bigger, then why don't you try rubbing toilet paper between them. 'So for the next couple of weeks the wife rubs toilet paper between her boobs several times a day. At the end of a couple of weeks she gets in front of the mirror again. 'Honey, where did you get the idea that this toilet paper thing would work? 'Well, you have been rubbing toilet paper between your ass all these years and that's getting bigger!'
There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So she prayed to God and prayed and prayed, and eventually she got an answer - God told her that every time someone said ''pardon me'' to her, her boobs would get a little bit bigger. So she was in the grocery store and someone bumped into her and said ''pardon me'' and her boobs got bigger. Then she was in the parking lot and someone hit her car and they said ''pardon me'' and her boobs got a little bigger. That night this lady was in a restaurant, and a waiter tripped over her and spilled his food everywhere. He said ''Oh, excuse me! A thousand pardons.''
The next morning the headline in the newspaper was: ''Waiter killed by torpedos.''
A big brown bear came out of the hills and walked into a bar in Boulder, Colorado.
The big brown bear sat down at the bar and said, "Hey bartender, bring me a beer." The bartender replied, "Sorry, buddy, we can't serve big brown bears beer, bourbon, brandy or other bubbly booze at beer bars in Boulder."
The big brown bear noticed that a big buxom blonde broad with big boobs was back behind the bar, so the big brown bear said to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I still want a beer, and if you don't bring me a beer, I'm goin' back behind the bar and I'm goin' to eat that big buxom blonde broad with the big boobs." The bartender replied, "Sorry, buddy, but we still don't serve big brown bears beer, bourbon, brandy or other bubbly booze at beer bars in Boulder."
So, the big brown bear jumped back behind the bar and ate the big buxom blonde broad with the big boobs.
The big brown bear then got back on his chair and said, "Now, more...
In New Zealand, 30 topless women road bikes through downtown Aukland in support of the'Erotica Expo'. The'Boobs on Parade' was fully sanctioned by the New Zealand government and open to the public. Kevin Pollington, 12, called it the greatest parade ever.
one day a guy named pussy walked in the house and said hi to his wife dick head. he asked dick head if she wanted to get it going on but she said no because she had to go to an apointment.
When she got there the doctor asked dick head if she had balls to go with her dick she said yes!!!
So then the guy had an apointment and the doctor asked if he had boobs to go with his pussy. and he said yes.
So later that night Pussy and dick head had sex and dick head asked pussy what happened to your boobs and he said I was having sex with a bartender and a dog came and ripped off my boobs!!!
Whats the difference between an eighty year old's boobs and a twenty year old's boobs?
A belly button.