Borrowing Jokes

Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again."
Soldier: "Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. The friend OR the money.

Unless absolutely essential, borrowing to buy a depreciating asset is dumb.