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Ok, this girl in my class has really yellow teeth
So her and my friend where blowing on each other
And my friend said: "girl ur teeth so yellow they run crayola out of it job"
You know that Camp doesnt mean a cabin in the woods. The men in your family were gardeners, farmers or produce workers. The women in your family were seamstresses, domestic workers or farm laborers. Your Issei grandparents had an arranged marriage. One of your relatives was a "picture bride." You have Nisei relatives named Tak, Tad, George, Harry or Shig. You have Nisei relatives named Keiko, Aiko, Sumi or Mary. Youre Sansei and your name is Janice, Glen, Brian, Bill or Kenji. Youre thinking of naming your Yonsei child, Brittany, Jenny, Lauren, Garett or Brett, with a Japanese middle name. All of your cousins are having hapa kids. You have relatives who live in Hawaii. You belong to a Japanese credit union Wherever you live now, you always come home to the Obon festival. The bushes in your front yard are trimmed into balls. You have a kaki tree in the backyard. You have at least one bag of sembei in the house at all times. You have a Japanese doll in a glass case in your more...
CBS will be airing an anti-abortion ad durring the Super Bowl this year. The ad revolves around how Tim Tebow could have been aborted instead of becoming the Heisman Trophy winner he is today. Results not typical. Your experience may vary.
Fruit Cake Recipe
1 c water
1 c butter
4 lg. eggs
1 btl WHISKEY
8 oz mixed nuts
1 tsp. salt
juice of one lemon
1 c brown sugar
2 c dried fruit
1 tsp baking powder
Sample whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl. Re-sample whiskey to ensure it is of the highest quality. Pour one cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp. of sugar and beat again. Make sure whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn on the mixerer. Break two eggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If fried druit gets stuck in beaterers, pry loos with a drewscriver. Sample whiskey to check for tonsiscency. Next sift two cups of salt...or something...who cares? Check whiskey again. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the more...
The New York Yankees want to host a college bowl game in the stadium. College football would be more appropriate at CitiField, because the Mets season also doesn't include the playoffs.
Why did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas?
Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.
A preacher is visiting an elderly parishioner at a nursing home.
As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. While they are talking, he can't help himself and eats one after another.
By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts."
"That's okay," she replies, "they would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back."