Boxing Jokes / Recent Jokes

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the Skins say: "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." (1996)
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a more...

I gave up Thai boxing because I felt the Thais were getting fed up being put in boxes.

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,
8...."

After years of study, researchers at MIT have determined the difference between the Taco Bell Chihuahua and Mike Tyson!
If Mike Tyson starts humping your leg, you let him finish!

Mike Tyson was detained by the police after hitting a photographer at LAX. He was the only person there to make his connection.

Boxer and child eater Mike Tyson announced he will fight women in his upcoming bouts. Which is nice, because now there’ll be a ref to break it up. After he gets through with women, Tyson will resume his assault on the English language.