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A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.
On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is grey (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The pastor breathed a sigh of relief and called on him."Well," said the boy, "I KNOW the answer is suposed to be more...

As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon
(the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice,
has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene
pool.
And now, for this year's illustrious winner(s):.. drum roll... John
Pernicky and friend Sal Hawkins, of the great state of Washington,
decided to attend a local Metallica concert at the Amphitheater at Gorge,
Washington. Having no tickets (but 18 beers among them) they sat in the
parking lot, and after finishing the beer, decided that it would be easy
enough to hop over the nine-foot high fence and sneak into the show.
The two friends pulled their pickup truck over to the fence and the plan
was for John-100 pounds heavier than Sal-to hop over, and then assist his
friend over the fence. Unfortunately for John, there was a 30 foot drop on
the other side of the fence. Having heaved himself over, he found more...

Udurawana gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this. Udurawana:"I've been promoted as branch
manager."

Once Udurawana professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking...

Udurawana: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Udurawana: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Udurawana: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..

THE BEST
Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Udurawana stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Udurawana -why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Udurawana -If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

Udurawana had twins; he named them Tin & more...