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"How did it happen?" the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta's broken leg.
"Well, doctor, 15 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 15 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you???" she wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?"
"Well, this morning," Banta explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
How do you know a Chinese person has broken into your house? Your homework is done, your computer is updated, and they`re still trying to get out of the driveway an hour later.
"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged
farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this
morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started
working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the
farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if
there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to
know. "I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to
do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned
on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"
Source: Steven Stuart-Doig,
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A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the problem officer? ”
Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. ”
Man: “No sir, I was going 65. ”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80. ” (The man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. ”
Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! ”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. ” (The man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt. ”
Man: “Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. ”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt. ”
The man turns to his wife and yells, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH! ”
The Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time? ”
The wife says, more...
A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."