Broom Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen? She calls the flying squad!
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?""Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day
of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a
smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to
sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied
indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here,
give me the broom - I'll show you how."
A witch joke
What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
A witch joke
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
A witch joke
What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
A witch joke
What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
A witch joke
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
A witch joke
What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."