Broom Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom back and I'll show you how it works."

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the entire store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom. Let me show you how."

A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."

A witch joke
Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
Because it’s quicker than walking!

A witch joke
What are baby witches called?
Halloweenies!

A witch joke
What do little witches do after school?
Their gnomework!

A witch joke
What do witches say when they overtake each other?
Broom, broom, broom!

A witch joke
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One’s a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag!

A witch joke
Why do witches get good bargains?
Because they like to haggle!

A witch joke
Why did the witch consult an astrologer?
She wanted to know her horror-scope!

A young man landed a job at a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. When he arrived, the manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile and handed him a broom.
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store," the manager said.
"But sir, I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't aware of that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom and I'll show you how it's done."

A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom
factory.
After 2 months she gave the boss a two-week notice that she's going to
quit.
The boss was quite unhappy to let her go since she was hard working,
knew
her tasks etc.
He called her into his office, "But why?" He asked.
"Nothin, I just wanna quit that's all." She said sullenly.
"Look, I'll give you a rise."
"No." She said
"You can't just quit like that. There must be a reason. Tell
me."
"Okay if you must know..." Said the girl, she took off her
underwear
and point to her pubic hair, "Look I haven't got this before, it's the
broom's bristles, I tell you..."
Tickled by her innocence, he too took off his underwear and
showed
his, and said, "Ha ha... my dear it's nature. Look I have it too...."
"Oh no!!" The girl cried with a sob, "I more...