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One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said' The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid'. The little boy opened the back door a little and said' Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom'.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom.
The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark. ”
The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have to be afraid of the dark, ” she explained. “Jesus is out there. He’ll look after you and protect you. ”
The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, “Are you sure he’s out there? ”
“Yes, I’m sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him, ” she said.
The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, “Jesus? If you’re out there, would you please hand me the broom? ”

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mothers broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was. She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didnt want to go out to get the broom. His mother smiled and said The Lord is out there too, dont be afraid. The little boy opened the back door a little and said Lord if youre out there, hand me the broom.

Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A. It finally dawned on her.
Q. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
A. He wanted to know who the other man was...
Q. What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A. An air bag.
Q. Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A. They don't know the route.
Q. Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A. So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q. What is foreplay for a blonde?
A. Thirty minutes of begging.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A. Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
A1. You need a quarter to more...

Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom
''This is a magic broom - point it at anybody, say 'Bangity bangity bang,' and they will die.'' Bob was really worried because he didn't think it would work, but he got in line for bayonets, thinking he might stand a chance if he could stab them to death. As luck would have it, Bob's turn came and they had ran out.
''Don't worry.'' said the man issuing them out. ''I will give you this magic carrot - point it at somebody, say 'Stabbity stabbity stab,' and they will die." Now Bob is terrified, going into battle with a broom and carrot, when the sirens go off, signaling invasion. Bob goes out, only to be laughed at by the enemy. One enemy even comes up to him, hoping to get a good shot at him. Well, Bob didn't have anything to lose so he pointed at him and said ''Bangity bangity bang!'' and the guy more...

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."
The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead.
More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him.
"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the more...