Brunett Jokes / Recent Jokes

A young beautiful brunett French girl goes into a bar and she is
wearing this low cut black sleeveless dress.
She sits down and waves her arm at the bartenter and says "Oh
bartender" "May I have a scotch and soda please?!" (well we all know
French girls don't shave)
The regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab" so the bartender does.
A little bit later The pretty girl waves her arm and says "Oh
Bartender" "May I have another scotch and soda please"
Again the regular drunk at the end of the counter says "Put the pretty
ballerina's drink on my tab"
and the bartender does.
Well...this goes on a few more times and then the bartender goes over
to the drunk and says
"why are you buying this girl all these drinks and how do you know
she's a ballerina?"
The regular drunk says "well, I think she's a pretty more...

A blonde, a brunett, and a red headwere running from the poice and they came across some potato sacks. tey jumpped in the sacks just before the police arrived. one police man kicked to red headed sack and she went "meow meow" and the police man said "aww its just a kitten." He kicked the second and the brunett went "woof woof". the police man said "aww its just a puppy". he finally went and kicked the blondes sack and she went "POTATOES!!"