Brunett Jokes / Recent Jokes

a red head a brunett and a blond were gonna get shot for supposably killing someone the red head goes first they ask"got any last word"she replies"yes tornado"poof she got away.then the brunett"got any last words""yes hurracan"poof she got away.the blonde was next"you got any last words""yes FIRE"boom they fire and shes dead.

a blond, red head, black and a brunett went for a drive in the car.
after about an hour the car broke down, so they had to walk back.
The brunett brought the food.
The black brought the water.
The red head brought the first aid kit.
And the blond took the car door.
the other three asked why!
the blond said "
because if we get hot, we can wind the window down!!!"

Two people jump off a building who hits the ground first the blonde or the brunett?
The burnett because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions on the way down.

Ok, so three people wanted to become part of a church. The minister said that each of them had to do a sin, then take a sip from the holy water. The three people a red-head, brunett and blonde went out to do their sins. The red-head came back first. The minister asked, what sin did you do? The red head said, I killed a cat. The minister said Ok you can take a sip of the holy water.Then the brunett came back. The minister asked, "What sin did you do?" The brunett said," I killed a dog" The minister then said Ok you can take a sip of the Holy water. Then last but not least came the blonde. The minister asked," What sin did you do?" The blonde replied,"I peed in the Holy Water"

there was 4 blondes and 1 brunett hanging from a rope 500 feet above the ground but there is only enough room on the rope for 4. so brunett gives then this speech telling them she loves them and she will let go. after the speech the blondes clap!

Q.what did the brunett say after sex?
A.so what team do you guys play for

This blond walks into a bar and sits down a brunett comes in and sits down besid her.
The 2 of them are waching the 5:00 news and there is this man going to jump off a bridge to his doom.
The brunett bets 20 dollars to the blond that he wouldnt jump the blond says "ok i bet he wont".
Well about 30 min later he jumps and dies.
So the blond says "ok you win i will give you 20 dollars".
The brunett says "i caint except this i wached the 1:00 news and he did the same thing".
The blond then replies "yeah i did to but i didnt think he wouldbe stupid and jump again".