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What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels! What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch Manager. How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever. How do you check a blonde's IQ? With a tire gauge.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!" So the blonde looks up!

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! Q: What was the blond psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You more...

Q. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A. (Screaming) "I said. I'm drunk!"
Q. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A. Because red means stop.
Q. Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A. They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q. Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A. To put their feet through.
Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. Has that blonde gone yet?
A2. When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3. "All the blondes have gone home!"
Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A. You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
Q. What is the difference between more...

a blond a brunette and a ginger girl were all sittin on an island 30 miles away from turkey and they all decided to try and get to turkey so the ginger girl swam 5 miles and drowned the brunette swam 10 miles and drowned the blond swam 15 miles decided she couldnt swim any more so swam back

A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street, when the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
"Oh darn," she says, "Rick's buying me flowers again."
Puzzled, the blonde looks at her and says, "Don't you like to get flowers?"
"I love getting flowers," replies the brunette, "but he always has great expectations after giving me flowers. I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
"Don't you have a vase?" the blonde asks.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island. they reallize their only chance of survival is to swim 500 meters to shore so the redhead tries first but only gets 200 meters and drowns, then the brunette tries and gets 300 meters and drowns, finally the blonde gives it a go she gets 250 meters out and says," O crap its too far!" then she swims back to the island.