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One day this Girl called Hannah asked her mum if she could go into the bath with her the mum says yes but not to look under the bubbles she looked Under the Bubbles and asked what it was. She said it was a Jungle. The Next day she asked if she could get in the bath with her dad he said yes as long as you dont look under the bubbles. But she looked under and asked what is was He said it was a Snake. The day after that she asked Why The Snake was entering the Jungle Last Night.

There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, "who are you and what are you charged with"??" I'm duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park". 2nd one comes in, " who are you and what are you charged with"?" I'm duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park". 3rd one comes in." Who are you and what were you charged with"?" I'm duck duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park". 4th one comes in judge says "let me guess, your duck duck duck duck, and charged for blowing bubbles in the park?" "NO, he says... I'm bubbles!!".

There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles.
In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, "who are you and what are you charged with"??
"I'm duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park".
2nd one comes in, " who are you and what are you charged with"?
"I'm duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park".
3rd one comes in." Who are you and what were you charged with"?
"I'm duck duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park".
4th one comes in judge says "let me guess, your duck duck duck duck, and charged for blowing bubbles in the park?"
"NO, he says...I'm bubbles!!".

There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In the court room one guy comes in, the judge says, "who are you and what are you charged with"??"I'm duck and i got charged for blowing bubbles in the park".2nd one comes in, " who are you and what are you charged with"?"I'm duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park".3rd one comes in." Who are you and what were you charged with"?"I'm duck duck duck and i was charged for blowing bubbles in the park".4th one comes in judge says "let me guess, your duck duck duck duck, and charged for blowing bubbles in the park?""NO, he says...I'm bubbles!!".

One day Jim, a duck, was swimming in a pond when he came up to another duck and asked "What are doing?" "Blowing bubbles," she replied. Jim met 3 more ducks and they all said the same thing. When Jim came up to a 5th duck he said "Let me guess, you're blowing bubbles?" "No," said the duck, "I am Bubbles!"

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?"
"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."
He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?"
"No, I'm Bubbles."

Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why they're here, a police officer goes up to the first duck and says ''What's your name??'' The duck replies ''Quack''. The police officer then asks ''And why are you here ??'' The duck says ''For blowing bubbles in the pond.'' ''Blowing bubbles in the pond! That's illegal! That's a $50.00 fine!!'' The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the second duck and says ''What's your name??'' The duck replies ''Quack Quack''. The police officer then asks ''And why are you here??'' The duck says ''For blowing bubbles in the pond.'' ''Blowing bubbles in the pond! That's illegal! That's a $50.00 fine!!'' The duck agrees to pay the fine.
The police officer goes up to the third duck and says ''And your name must be Quack Quack Quack.'' And the duck replies ''No, it's Bubbles.''