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Three ducks were in court. The first duck was called up for questioning. The judge said "NAME" and the duck replyed "Quack". Then the judge said "What were you doing?" and the duck replyed "I was blowing bubbles". The judge then said "I cant see any problem with that. OK NEXT". So the next duck came to the stand "NAME" and the duck agen replyed "Quack. The judge again said "What were you doing?" and the duck replyed "I was blowing bubbles. The judge then agreed that there wasnt a problem and shouted next. The duck climbed to the stand. The judge said name and the duck said "Bubbles"!

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?"
"I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles."
He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess — you were blowing bubbles too?"
"No, I'm Bubbles."

3 ducks were arrested at a pond after midnight and went to court next morning. There, the judge sent the first duck in then asked,"What were u doing at the pond past midnight?". "Sir, I was blowing bubbles", replied the first duck. The judge sent the second duck in and asked the same question,"What were u doing at the pond past midnight?". The second duck answed,"I was blowing bubbles".Then they sent the 3rd duck in and the judge asked, "let me guess, you were blowing bubbles too??" Noo sir, Im bubbles".

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A girl roled in mud. Wanna hear a clean joke....? A girl took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear another dirty joke....? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
There once was a little boy who fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with Bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles was the girl next door

Wanna hear a drity joke?
A man fell into a mud puddle,
Wanna hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles,
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is a man!

Wanna here a clean joke?
I'm takin a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is my next door neighbor.