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Want to hear a dirty joke, boy fell in mud, want to hear a clean joke, boy had a bath, want to hear another clean joke boy had a bath with bubbles, want to hear another dirty joke bubbles is the girl next door

A little boy asked his mum if he could go in the bath with her and she said sure as long as you dont look under the bubbles so he looked under the bubbles and said mum whats that and his mum said its a forest.
A week later he asked his dad if he could go in the bath with him and his dad said sure as long as you dont look under the bubbles so he looked under the bubbles and said dad whats that and his dad said its a snake.
A week later the boy asked his nan if he could go in the bath with her she said sure as long as you dont look over the bubbles so he looked over the bubbles and said nan whats that and his nan said there my light bulbs.
That very evening he had a nightmare so he went to his mums bedroom and said mum ive had a nightmare can i sleep in your bed and she said course as long as you dont look under the covers and he looked under the covers and shouted NAN TURN YOUR LIGHT BULBS ON THE SNAKES GOING IN THE FOREST

For his final project in a statistics class, a student decided to conduct a survey. He chose to find out peoples' favorite pastimes.
The teacher required that he sample at least 100 people, so he started out his project visiting a fairly large apartment building near the university.
He knocked on the first door and a man answered.
"Sir, what is your name ?"; asked the student
"John",
"Sir, I'm doing a school study and would like to know what is your favorite pastime?"
"Watching bubbles in bath," Came the reply.
He liked the esoterical answer and continued down the hall, until he came to the next door, when he asked again.
"Sir, what is your name ?"
"Jeff!",
"Sir, Would you please tell me your favorite pastime?"
"Watching bubbles in bath," was the answer.
Quite amused and confused he went on to ask a good number of people in the building and all of them had more...

did you ever blow bubbles when you were akid??? hmmheard he was back in town missed you!!

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
A boy rolled in the mud.
Do you want to hear a clean joke?
He took a bath with bubbles.
Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.

Here is an electronic gadget that much prized by Japanese women. Many regard the Pucki Pucki noise an antidote to stress.
Bubble-wrap, Pucki Pucki, Poppety-Pop, call it what you will, bursting these bubbles provides harmless pleasure for office workers.& Japan has seen a craze for an electronic toy that recreates the thrill of squeezing the plastic packaging material. Bandai sell them for about $10, for that you get a gizmo, battery and a pack of 10 bubble wraps.
`Eternal Poppety-Pop` fits on a keyring and the electronic gizmo makes an endless supply of plastic bubbles.& Will and Guy are astonished to learn that three million of the Eternal Poppety-Pop gadgets have been sold in Japan.&
Other gadgets include scented bubble wrap, heart-shaped bubble wrap and high-pressure bubble wrap, designed to produce an extra loud pop when its bubbles are burst.&
The parent company Bandai is not sitting back on its laurels, but trying to generate the next craze.& They are more...