Buffett Jokes / Recent Jokes

Warren Buffett's annual letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders, mailed to them today, contains the usual mixture of anecdotes, jokes, admissions of mistakes and wisdom. Buffett says that companies looking at takeovers should beware of what sellers tell them; to illustrate, he tells this tale.
A man says to a veterinarian: "Can you help me? Sometimes my horse walks just fine and sometimes he limps."
Replies the vet: "No problem. When he's walking fine, sell him." (Warren Buffett is a famous US investor; probably the most successful investor of all time)
-- from Adam Starchild
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According to Computing, quoting (of all things) Ladies Home Journal:
Bill Gates was being treated to a McDonald's by billionaire investor Warren Buffett during a 1995 visit to Beijing.
At the cashier's, the pair scrabbled around and both produced money-off vouchers they'd brought with them.

According to Computing, quoting (of all things) Ladies Home Journal:
Bill Gates was being treated to a McDonald's by billionaire investor Warren Buffett during a 1995 visit to Beijing.
At the cashier's, the pair scrabbled around and both produced money-off vouchers they'd brought with them.