Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say,' Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

Q: How many people in a Burger King advert does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. "I can't change my lightbulb. But I can change my burger to a Burger King burger."

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

How did the Burger King worker get a girl pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper!