Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?' Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?' Home on the Range'!
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The
huge guy behind the counter bellows "One burger." The cook, who's even
bigger screams "burger!", whereupon he grabs a huge chunk of chop meat,
stuffs it under his bare armpit, and pumps it few times to squeeze it flat, then
tosses it on the grill. The old lady says "That's the most disgusting thing I
have ever seen!!" The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the
morning when he makes the doughnuts!!"
My girlfriend and some of her friends went in to Burger King a few months
ago, interested in getting those "Barnyard Commandos" that they were
offering a while ago. She walked up to the counter, asked for them, and was
politely informed that one has to purchase something to get them.
She then said, "Sometimes you gotta break the rules."
She got them.
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.