Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, Well done!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?' Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

Chicken McBobbitts
Salmon McNella
Tom & Roseanne "Together Forever" Value Meal
Shirley McLean Burger
McMenudo
Filet o' Gefilte Fish
Way Too Damn Happy Meal
Lion King Hairball Happy Meal
Them Ain't Nuggets!
McKitty Sandwich
Boutrous Boutrous Burger
Rocky Mountain McOysters
McSpleen
The Depressed Meal
Filet O' Flesh
McShrooms
Bob Barker's Happy Pants Meal
McTonya Club Sandwich
Grumpy Meal, Dopey Meal, and Sneezy Meal
McGristle