Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON AND BURGER KING HAVE IN COMMON.
THEY BOTH STICK THEIR MEAT IN EIGHT YEAR OLD BUNS.

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe theyre picklish!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty? Ive been flamed!

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

How do we know burgers love young people? Theyre pro-teen!