Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

What is the hamburgers motto? If at first you dont succeed, fry, fry again!

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!