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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?' Hot dog!'
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded' not guilty'? I've been flamed!
More than 32 Million Americans Could Benefit
MIAMI, FL, March 31 -- Burger King Corporation today announced the launch of the new Left Handed WHOPPER, which will become available nationwide tomorrow. America's most preferred premium hamburger will feature the trademark build of lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and 4-ounce flame broiled hamburger patty, but the newly designed sandwich has been re-engineered to fit more comfortably in the left hand, thereby reducing condiment "spills" for left-handed hamburger lovers. It is estimated that more than 1. 4 million left-handed customers visit U. S. Burger King restaurants each day.
The new left-handed sandwich will have all condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of the condiments will skew to the left, thereby reducing the amount of lettuce and other toppings from spilling out the right side of the burger.
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What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!
What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? Youve got no beef, soldier!
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!