Burger Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was' rolled,' then smothered in onions

In what school subjects does the teacher say,' Well done, hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval, history, meatematics and word grill.

Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No, you should eat your fingers separately!

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world? Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go? Heidelburg-er, Germany!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!